Now You Know
Welcome Youngling to the Ruled.by.US™ online market!
Now you can tell your friends that you've finally discovered the freshest, newest, hippest clothing, accessories and merch on the entire interweb. Or perhaps you'd like this to remain our little secret? Fair enough.
I know it's hard to believe that every possible cool thing you're ever likely to need is available here at the Arbus Palace, but from the snazzy design and high quality look of things, your heart is probably already telling you how true this is.
Now, don't let me keep you. Look around! Find your favorite outer expressions of your inner creativity! But do try and be mindful of the noise... King Cat is sleeping nearby and you wouldn't want to wake him up from his nap. That is unless you are trying to make trouble for your humble servant.
The Court Jester